Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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