Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
