That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
whose ass print is on the piano?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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