A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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