...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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