I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
