i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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