There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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