I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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