Do vagina's smell?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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