yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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