I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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