Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Randomize
