I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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