college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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