butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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