Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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