Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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