whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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