none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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