i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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