yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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