Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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