OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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