this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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