shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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