She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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