Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
handjob tips. give me some.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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