i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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