dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
