Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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