yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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