Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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