can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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