Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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