We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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