Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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