He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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