5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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