batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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