We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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