This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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