I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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