hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
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