apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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