Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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