There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize