why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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