come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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