Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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