I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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