this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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