But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Randomize
